I'm a bit dozy & couldn't find the link to register for an account at ARE Cafe, so I'll leave my comment here...

in regard to finding smut where it isn't intended to be, last night I corpsed while reading out part of an article on flash fiction when I got to the phrase "any tendencies to go all purple" - I've been reading short stories with fairly high heat levels this week, so you can imagine where my mind went...