"Lessons in Love" comes out on my birthday! I just noticed--I've been a bit distracted. *wry grin* How lovely of you to publish it in such a timely fashion, though. *laugh*

And you are far from an idiot, my friend. In my family when people make comments like that, they're fined $.50 to go to the Good Cheer Fund (which is later used for the purchasing of ice cream and other treats for the whole fam).