Britches, breeches, breechings, braies, trews, trousers, pantaloons, the darksome lair of the one-eyed worm or unmentionables - it all adds up to fun whichever term one uses.

Hmmm - I have an odd feeling that I could have got that lot to rhyme with a little more effort.

Did you know that dreaming of trousers means you'll be tempted to do something dishonourable? If they are inside out then something fascinating is getting a hold on you. QED