Latest installment of Beare's history (with added sailors)

[charlie_cochrane]

Old Savage Beare, steward to the Lords of Aether, has been disclosing some more stories from the club's history, this time focussing on the Age of Sail. Cue some really bad jokes...

Comments

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

I love Beare's distinctive voice. I am sure I would know him anywhere. This wasa a treat to wake up to.

[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

Thanks. He's based on many of my childhood heroes of comedy, from the Carry On films or radio. Full of bad puns!

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

Regarding tortoise pee: maybe they are like snakes. Snakes do the combo excretion thing. (Have you ever picked up a garter snake? Eeeww!

[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

I think they are - reptiles very like birds in that regard so big lump of yuk in the slippers, I guess...

[eglantine-br.livejournal.com]

I also love that he is named Gazunder. Does he look like a chamber pot?

[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

A sort of upside down one. But prettier.