charlie_cochrane | Before Eurovision made me lose the will to live...

there was a classic Graham Norton line.

"The end of this features two girls kissing. If that offends you...grow up."

I am hiding upstairs on the pc while Kev watches it. He thinks it's hilarious. I always thought it was just geopolitics disguised by bad songs!

I lasted four songs. Have got golf on PC. Much less life-sapping.

I went off and looked at houses in the country I can never afford to buy, but that was at least happy-making!