Paris update 1

You'll recognise the Cochranes if you ever come across us on holiday. We're the ones who break out - in chorus - with some random quotes from TV/film comedies at opportune moments.

 (Random French hippo)

So, when the plane lands, we all put on Wallace accents and say "A touch painful...on re-entry". We're the people who, on seeing any sort of spillage, have to say, "Granville, fetch a cloth..."

So we were at the Tuileries, sitting under the trees and I sat back a bit too precipitately in my uusually shaped chair. Legs went up in the air and I nearly followed. Great hilarity and outbreak of, "and I'm only wearing my flimsy ones..."  It's a miracle we didn't get deported...