Charlie Cochrane - Mysteries with a dash of slash, romances with just a pinch of spice

I have to confess that I am not a huge fan of Flourascawlin :} There's very interesting and quite funny site here about the various alternative anthems that have been suggested over the years. I know the words are a bit bloody, but I think I would have to go for Scots Wha Hae, particularly as played by the French! Or failing that Hoots Mon by Lord Rockingham, that would make an awesome anthem. Can you imagine Murrayfield singing that??! XD