Murder at Cochrane Towers!

[charlie_cochrane]

We awoke today to the sight of a dead body on our lawn, in an advanced state of rigor mortis.



Bizarrely, the body showed signs of having it's lower abdomen ripped out, maybe at the hands (LOL) of a buzzard's beak.



Yours truly disposed of the body and will be on the look out for repeat offences. Where's Jonty and Orlando when you need them to solve a problem?

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[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

That sounds exactly the sort of thing they'd do!